Finally

Well I finally got to talk about something I actually cared about today. My BACHELOR PARTY!!! I almost forgot about that, that's the only reason guys even get married. I'm in an interesting situation because my single friends have a totally different idea about what we should do than my married friends do. Imagine that. I tend to side with the single friends when they tell me about their plans for it, but I won't go into those details.

Surprisingly my dad kinda agrees with the single friends too. Since he's my best man, I think I'll let him be the tie-breaker. OK single friends we can go to Plati... nevermind, almost slipped there.

Anyway, Ashlea wants me to have my bachelor party at the same time she has her bachelorette party. HA, YEAH RIGHT (don't tell her I said that). One of the best things about having a beach wedding is that she's going to be gone all the time planning, and I get to be ALONE. That means watching Angelina Jolie movies and not having to clean up after myself. If I figure out how to stagger the bachelor/bachelorette parties, that just gives me one more weekend alone. According to everyone at work, I'm going to need to take advantage of every bit of alone time I can get, and I plan to take their advice (don't tell her that either).

I also got to discuss joint bank accounts today. I HAVE TO SHARE THAT TOO????? Geez, she's already taken my manhood and every bit of pride I had, now she wants my paycheck? Joke's on her though: that ring on her finger depleted that sucker, so we'll see how much she loves me when that first statement comes in.

Well, I have to go fill out our Knot.com checklist. According to that thing we are way behind, so we have to lie to it sometimes.